[æ-a:]

Andrew Airpump ask'd his Aunt her ailment;
Did Andrew Airpump ask his Aunt her ailment?
If Andrew Airpump ask'd his Aunt her ailment,
Where was the Ailment of Andrew Airpump's Aunt?

[b]

Billy Button bought a butter'd Biscuit:

Did Billy Button buy a butter'd Biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a butter'd Biscuit,

Where's the butter'd Biscuit Billy Button bought?

A big black bug bit the big black bear,

but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!

[k]

Captain Crackskull crack'd a Catchpoll's Cockscomb:
Did Captain Crackskull crack a Catchpoll's Cockscomb?
If Captain Crackskull crack'd a Catchpoll's Cockscomb,
Where's the Catchpoll's Cockscomb Captain Crackskull crack'd?

[d]

Davy Dolldrum dream'd he drove a Dragon:
Did Davy Dolldrum dream he drove a dragon?
If Davy Dolldrum dream'd he drove a dragon
Where's the dragon Davy Dolldrum dream'd he drove?

[e]

Enoch Elkrig ate an empty Eggshell:
Did Enoch Elkrig eat an empty Eggshell?
If Enoch Elkrig ate an empty Eggshell,
Where's the empty eggshell Enoch Elkrig ate?

[f]

There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

[g]

Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

[h]

Humphrey Hunchback had a hundred Hedgehogs:
Did Humphrey Hunchback have a hundred Hedgehogs?
If Humphrey Hunchback had a hundred Hedgehogs,
Where's the hundred Hedgehogs Humphrey Hunchback had?

[ı ]

Inigo Impey itched for an Indian Image:
Did Inigo Impey itch for an Indian Image?
If Inigo Impey itched for an Indian Image,
Where's the Indian Image Inigo Impey itch'd for?

[i:]

Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.

[θ - ð]

The thirty-three thieves thought

that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

There those thousand thinkers were

thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

[ʤ ]

Jumping Jackey jeer'd a Jesting Juggler:
Did Jumping Jackey jeer a Jesting Juggler?
If Jumping Jackey jeer'd a Jesting Juggler,
Where's the Jesting Juggler Jumping Jackey jeer'd?

[k]

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

[l]

Lanky Lawrence lost his Lass and Lobster:
Did Lanky Lawrence lose his Lass and Lobster?
If Lanky Lawrence lost his Lass and Lobster,
Where are the Lass and Lobster Lanky Lawrence lost?

[m]

Matthew Mendlegs miss'd a mangled Monkey
Did Matthew Mendlegs miss a mangled Monkey?
If Matthew Mendlegs miss'd a mangled Monkey,
Where's the mangled Monkey Matthew Mendlegs miss'd?

[n]

Neddy Noodle nipp'd his neighbour's Nutmegs;
Did Neddy Noodle nip his neighbour's Nutmegs?
If Neddy Noodle nipp'd his neighbour's Nutmegs,
Where are the neighbour's Nutmegs Neddy Noodle nipp'd?

[o]

Oliver Oglethorpe ogled an Owl and Oyster:
Did Oliver Oglethorpe ogle an Owl and Oyster?
If Oliver Oglethorpe ogled an Owl and Oyster,
Where are the Owl and Oyster Oliver Oglethorpe ogled?

[p]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[kw]

Quixote Quicksight quiz'd a queerish Quidbox:
Did Quixote Quicksight quiz a queerish Quidbox?
If Quixote Quicksight quiz'd a queerish Quidbox,
Where's the queerish Quidbox Quixote Quicksight quiz'd?

[r]

Rory Rumpus rode a raw-bon'd Race-horse:
Did Rory Rumpus ride a raw-bon'd Race-horse?
If Rory Rumpus rode a raw-bon'd Race-horse,
Where's the raw-bon'd Race-horse Rory Rumpus rode?

Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

[s]

She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.

Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

[sθ]
The sixth sick Sheik's sixth sheep is sick.

[sw]

Swan swam over the pond,
Swim swan swim!
Swan swam back again -
Well swum swan!
 

[t]

Tip-toe Tommy turn'd a Turk for Two-pence:
Did Tip-toe Tommy turn a Turk for Two-pence?
If Tip-toe Tommy turn'd a Turk for Two-pence,
Where's the Turk for Two-pence Tip-toe Tommy turn'd?

Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn,

and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".

[Λ]

Uncle's Usher urg'd an ugly Urchin:
Did Uncle's Usher urge an ugly Urchin?
If Uncle's Usher urg'd an ugly Urchin,
Where's the ugly Urchin Uncle's Usher urg'd?

[v]

Villiam Veedon vip'd his Vig and Vaistcoat:
Did Villiam Veedon vipe his Vig and Vaistcoat?
If Villiam Veedon vip'd his Vig and Vaistcoat,
Where are the Vig and Vaistcoat Villiam Veedon vip'd?

[w]

Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,

but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,

I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot.

We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not

The Announcer's Test

• One hen

• Two ducks

• Three squawking geese

• Four Limerick oysters

• Five corpulent porpoises

• Six pairs of Don Alverzo's tweezers

• Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array

• Eight brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred crypts of Egypt

• Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth

• Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul stall around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivery, all at the same time.